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Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad | The Onion - America's Finest News Source ↘
LOVE IT. I love it SO MUCH.
“Okay, here goes,” Armstrong said. “Um, in the late ’90s and early 2000s, I took, um… You see, in order to give myself a better chance of winning, I… Yes, there were instances during the Tour when…”
That was my favorite part. Seriously. Well, and what happened next. But, seriously. THE ONION. So awesome.
Yeah I really don’t like Lance very much, but I love the Onion!!!!!!
